Top 10 best things about comix
Comix sux but theres some good things about comix:
10. Frank Miller cuz he rocks.
9. crossovers which are AWESOME cuz all the heros and bad guys get ttogheter and FIGHT BIG!!!!
10. superman no not really he is GAY!!!
7. Batman is the ROCXXORS!!!! IF you dont think so you must be RETARDED or something cuz hes the GODDAMED BATMAN!!!! ALL-STAR BATMAN ROXXX!! even if robin is a total fag
6. HOTT WOMEN!!!! i love LADY DEATH and VIKI VALE cuz she walks aroun in her lonjeray!!!
5. SPIDERMANS new costume!!! its almost as cool as the BLACK ONE but thats cool cuz of VENOM!!
4. The current trend at the two primary nodes in this sphere of publication, namely DC and Marvel, toward examining the serious sociopolitical and emotional ramifications that would result from the existence of these costumed demigods existing in a realistic setting alongside mundane humans. While these stories have the tendency to be sidetracked into simplistic melodrama or bogged down by excessive continuity, and though they do have a tendency to be treated as though they contain far greater gravitas than they actually do, their existence should be seen as a relatively universal positive. It is a prime example of the pressures exerted on the comic industry by passionate creators and an external literary tradition, as well as a reaction to the popularity that less mainstream comics enjoyed during the mid-1990s. The challenge before the industry now is how to balance emotionally-satisfying catharsis with humor and pure entertainment, and how to draw in the casual readers without alienating the core fandom.
3. BOOOBS!!!
2. Wolverine!!! he should appear in every book everywherte!!!! he shoul fight DARTH MAUL and BOBA FET and kill SUPERMAN cuz he is gay and WOLVERINE ISNT!!!!
1. ME!!! cuz other blogz are GAY!!!
10. Frank Miller cuz he rocks.
9. crossovers which are AWESOME cuz all the heros and bad guys get ttogheter and FIGHT BIG!!!!
10. superman no not really he is GAY!!!
7. Batman is the ROCXXORS!!!! IF you dont think so you must be RETARDED or something cuz hes the GODDAMED BATMAN!!!! ALL-STAR BATMAN ROXXX!! even if robin is a total fag
6. HOTT WOMEN!!!! i love LADY DEATH and VIKI VALE cuz she walks aroun in her lonjeray!!!
5. SPIDERMANS new costume!!! its almost as cool as the BLACK ONE but thats cool cuz of VENOM!!
4. The current trend at the two primary nodes in this sphere of publication, namely DC and Marvel, toward examining the serious sociopolitical and emotional ramifications that would result from the existence of these costumed demigods existing in a realistic setting alongside mundane humans. While these stories have the tendency to be sidetracked into simplistic melodrama or bogged down by excessive continuity, and though they do have a tendency to be treated as though they contain far greater gravitas than they actually do, their existence should be seen as a relatively universal positive. It is a prime example of the pressures exerted on the comic industry by passionate creators and an external literary tradition, as well as a reaction to the popularity that less mainstream comics enjoyed during the mid-1990s. The challenge before the industry now is how to balance emotionally-satisfying catharsis with humor and pure entertainment, and how to draw in the casual readers without alienating the core fandom.
3. BOOOBS!!!
2. Wolverine!!! he should appear in every book everywherte!!!! he shoul fight DARTH MAUL and BOBA FET and kill SUPERMAN cuz he is gay and WOLVERINE ISNT!!!!
1. ME!!! cuz other blogz are GAY!!!
posted by Tom Foss at 1:39 PM
3 Comments:
As funny as this is, I hope it's only an April Fools thing. Come back, real Tom!
hell yea boobs are the best. good call
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